Just a thought

Spookily Beautiful

I’m working on my flow here. What does that actually entail for me? to be honest… no idea! I started the day in bed, which was surprising since I usually find my self in a tree somewhere in a distant land. The commute to uni has been hell.
The food down there is great this time of year. I wish I could start travelling the world already. Every moment away from the northern lights brings me closer to a time where I may not be able to see them. Maybe one day within our lifetime, the Earth’s magnetic field will no longer polarise the sun’s rays in such a way as to give us the freaky ass spectacle of a light-show. I wonder if the science back there is even correct. It’s been a while since I looked at anything science-y.That’s where Vsauce comes in! I recommend that you guys check out the Mind Blow series posted on their second channel. (Click Play below)

So my hunt for a job continues, one of my fake cousins (we all have one) suddenly had the idea of aiming to open a tutoring centre. I went along with her wishful thinking with my mum in the same room, hope she doesn’t think I meant it! If she does then I guess I’m going to have to use my special skill of appearing busy. I’m good at that. So good that I can convince my own mind that I am doing a lot to chase after my goals.

I miss playing football. Of course, I mean that in the most British-est sense possible. If anyone’s in the London area and wants to play football, let me know! So far I’ve only told one friend where to find my blog. Actually…she might be reading this. Scary thought, that. I’m considering deleting the last few sentences I’ve just wrote (including this one). I take my aim of not revealing too much about my life very seriously. I’m serious.

So serious, in fact, that I’ve even got my serious face on. (It looks something like this O.O) I know, right? Eyes so wide open at this time? How much caffeine has he been smoking? To which I reply, you shouldn’t be smoking caffeine but it seems like something I might want to try. While already high on carbon monoxide and sugar cane. While chewing on pre-chewed chewing gum. I nearly wrote ‘gun’ there. That was a close one! We could’ve got a mouthful of lead. Not that guns are actually made of lead. Lead is poisonous. Which would mean that if lead was necessary to produce guns and gun owners actually did chew on their weapons, the use of guns would lead to the eventual death of said user. Call it poetic.

Maybe we shouldn’t bother placing a ban on guns. Instead, follow these steps to whittle down the usage of them:

1. Destroy all guns currently in circulation;
2. Replace guns with newly made lead guns;
3. Issue a compulsory gun-chewage for all who continue to use them;
4. Live long in a world both peaceful and gun-free.

Of course, there may be a loss of life here but it’s all for the greater good! The movie ‘Hot Fuzz’ springs to mind. Brilliant movie, cannot wait to watch Pegg and Frost’s new movie. The title suggests the end of the world while the actual plot has nothing to do with that.

Sounds as contradictory as my thoughts.

Shamdalf